Monkeying Around

This morning, I walked into the as-yet-unfinished nursery, and lo and behold!  Sock Monkey and friend had decided to rummage through my shower gifts to play with.  I guess they’re getting impatient waiting for baby Ethan to arrive.

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100_1756“Come in,  Bear Bib…10-4…over and out.”

100_1757“10-4, Diaper Head.  Wait…where’s MY walkie-talkie?”

100_1759“It doesn’t matter.  I couldn’t figure out the batteries.”

100_1760If that’s not the face of a hardened criminal, I don’t know what is.

I chastised the two of them and returned Ethan’s clothes and toys to their proper places.  But something tells me this might happen again before December.  I’d better hide the baby powder.

My Life and Times

I haven’t posted a blog in ages.  For those of you trying so desperately to live vicariously through me (and I know there are a lot), here’s a rundown on the past three weeks.  I hope it suffices.

Since September 1, I’ve been to the doctor four times (ob-gyn twice, endocrinologist, and maternal fetal doc).  I’ve joined a Bible study ( on Thursday mornings at The Chapel.  LSU has won three games.  Hans and I have had lunch or dinner with six different couples.  I got a flu shot.  I’ve been trained on a new insulin pump ( that constantly reads my blood sugar (via another device attached to me).  I’ve read “Blink,” by Malcolm Gladwell.  I’ve gotten up to Harry Potter Book #5.  I’ve eaten a bag and a half of Totino’s Pizza Rolls and two pints of Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia FroYo.  I’ve seen my family more than I have in the past five years.  I’ve watched more Arrested Development than I care to admit.  And I’ve been to Houston for a baby shower and to visit my cousin and her family.  The latest pics I have are from that shower, so I shall share now:

100_1695There we are:  Hans, me, and baby Ethan
The family resemblance is striking, I know.

100_1654My wonderful hosts, Hans’ cousin Aimee and aunt Laurie

100_1656Hans and I doing an awesome job of posing at the buffet

100_1657My cousin Denise

100_1660Josh, Hans, and their twin shirts

100_1662SOCK MONKEY!!!

100_1664Watching us open gifts is riveting.

100_1668Uncle Jon does his best to capture the excitement.

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100_1681Everyone else was impressed with his mattress-balancing act.

100_1691“You know, Sam, this is the best shower I’ve been to.”

100_1659Me and the grannies

100_1711Kasen doesn’t want to work.  He doesn’t want to play.

100_1706O Brother, There Art Thou

100_1689Grandma Joy and Shana

And there you go.  I’ll try to blog again before the baby’s born.  Speaking of, the due date is December 2.  (But my doc said he’d be here before then.)  On Tuesday, he weighed in at 3 lbs, 1 oz.  And I feel him kicking my stomach all the time.   🙂

Duty Calls. . .

While at a baby shower in my hometown today I got a call. The call. Well, it’s the call acomplia phentermine many young bucks may get at a multi-staffed church.


“Hey Hans, It’s Kevin.” (Kevin is my boss and the lead pastor at our campus location).

“What’s up?”

“I need you to fill in for me tomorrow morning.”

You may be wondering what “fill in for me” means. In this conversation it means two things: (1) preach at both services and (2) perform Kevin’s baptisms.Yikes. Honestly, though, it is a wonderful privilege to be asked (and trusted) to do this. I’m grateful.

So here I am–back in Baton Rouge after a 5 1/2 hour trip back from the Houston area. The shower was wonderful, Court is still in Houston with her mom visiting family, LSU won their game, and I am here reviewing and restructuring a sermon on favoritism (found in the Book of James).

This is the stuff I love.

Where has all the time gone?

You’ve GOT to be kidding.

We’ve been here a month? A whole month. Over a month, actually. A month and a week. I get this question a lot: Hey Hans, what do you do with your time?

What do I do with my time? Tons of stuff. I think. I always wonder if I am doing enough. Then I wonder if I’m doing too much. Then I eat lunch. Rinse. And repeat. Every day. But for some of you who may be playing what-is-it-that-Hans-does trivia, here are some of the highlights of the past month (and a week) in no particular order:

  • Meet leaders. I feel like half of the time has been spent connecting with the already-connected-and-leading crowd. Why? Because I don’t want them to stop leading. And I don’t want them to feel like they aren’t being cared for by the pastors of the church. So I have lots of lunches, lots of dinners, and we try and open up our home as much as possible (now that we have those beautifully painted rooms). These people are the ones who make the ministry here happen, and we cannot neglect them (nor run them into the ground with activity).
  • Write emails. I have watched the amount of emails I have received in a day go from about 2 to about 30. Not all of them pertinent, but man do I get more than I’m used to. Also, working with international students, an email may be more effective than a phone call (as written skills often outpace spoken skills for many of these students). I’ve tried the phone call route. That is funny. I should record a conversation and post it for you to watch.
  • Church Stuff (or, lots of meetings). We have a meeting for 90 minutes every Tuesday. On the 1st and 3rd Tuesdays we have an all-staff meeting (with both locations combined). On the 2nd and 4th we have site-specific meetings. Also, as I am a pastor, I get the honor of being in another meeting for about 75 minutes before the all-staff meetings. But those are the scheduled meetings. There are many impromptu meetings, and those I love. People come into the office and want to talk about anything from marriage counseling to football, and I always try my best to accommodate. Thus far, I’ve maintained an open-door policy. I hope I can maintain that.
  • Pray. Being in this position has challenged me to pray more. You pray for leaders. You pray for the lost. You pray for your elders. You pray for your spouse. You pray for yourself. You quickly realize that everything that happens needs to have God’s leadership and direction for any success (well, any successful success). I am overwhelmed often in this job, and prayer needs to be of utmost importance in what I do. The international students have taught me that well already. They come from backgrounds where prayer, not planning, is the most important part of what they do. I need to learn from them.
  • Plan. Yes, planning does happen, and in no way have I abandoned the idea of planning. But everything gets held with a loose fist. We have a direction, we have programs, but they often get changed. This is probably where I’m the weakest.
  • Go to campus. Ministering at a church on the outskirts of LSU’s campus makes it fun to grab my lunch and walk to the student union to look for someone to talk to. My first week here I met two Chinese students who had been in the country for four days. Last week (or the week before) I met a math Ph.D student from northern India. A few days before that I met two guys at Wendy’s. All of these people matter to God. All of them. And they’re at our church’s doorstep.

So if you come to Baton Rouge and stop by the church at any given time, I’ll likely be doing one of these things. As the semester gets busier, you can add lead community groups to the mix. That’ll start in a few weeks.

This, of course, is what I do. What does Courtney do? She goes to the doctor. A lot. It seems like she goes at least once a week to one of her three specialists. Sometimes two or three times. So if you come to Baton Rouge at any given time she’ll likely be getting an ultrasound much like this one:

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But she is getting pretty good at holding her own at the ole ultrasound machine. She goes so often that we are really thinking of just doing our own. What do you think? Could Courtney run an ultrasound? I wonder if she could perform one on herself. That may get difficult.

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So that has been a brief review of a month and a week. Where has all the time gone?

Doctor visits. That’s where.

“Well, that’s really not fair…”

Since I’m not working (unless you count scheduling events on Hans’ Gmail calendar and typing up visitor info into a spreadsheet), I can’t help but be reminded of this scene from Seinfeld.  I love George…maybe because (on occasion) I can identify with him:

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