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“Quick, tell me what’s going on!”

December 20, 2009 in Family, Humor, Uncategorized with 6 Comments

Hmmmm. . .

I keep saying things like this: “On a scale of 1-10, we are doing well.” I don’t really know what that means–but it adds to my ability to be obscure. What to disclose and when has not been my strong suit—ever. I lack tact. (My apologies to all I’ve ever offended).

On Wednesday Ethan will be one month old. Where did it go? The hospital, that’s where. He gets to sleep through most of it. We get to drive back and forth daily. Every night, Courtney and I stay there until 15 minutes before we’re exhausted. That gives us enough time to get home and fall asleep and do it again the next day. With him being a month old, we hope we can get a good post up here soon (I’ll get Court right on it). But in the past four weeks we’ve been through an infection, antibiotics, a spinal tap, seven or eight IVs, bilious spit-ups, cute baby sneezes, several tube occlusions, an upper GI barium test, and a lot of joy.

We did buy a video camera. Why? I’m a family man now. Gotta start logging every second. Not that you guys are interested, but this one makes me laugh a bit. All you parents know you’ve been there. . .

Surprise, Surprise! from Hans acomplia canadian pharmacies Googer on Vimeo.

Monkeying Around, Part II

December 6, 2009 in Humor with 9 Comments

Echoing our sentiments, Sock Monkey and friend dearly wish that Ethan were home. While they don’t mind holding down the fort (and getting into mischief while at it), they look forward to having Ethan play with them. In the meantime, they’ve made it their job to break in his clothes and toys…as you can see:

“Where’d he come from? Doesn’t he know? There’s only room for ONE sock monkey in this crib.”

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“For the last time, you are NOT the king of the world.”

“Grrrr.”
“Ribbit…ribbit.”

“Would you hold still? I’m almost done.”

“Well, it looks a lot more like me than you. I’m just saying.”

“Hello? NICU? May I please speak to Mr. Ethan Googer? No? Okay. Um…do you know when he’s coming home? …Who is THIS?”

Monkeying Around

September 29, 2009 in Humor with 2 Comments

This morning, I walked into the as-yet-unfinished nursery, and lo and behold! Sock Monkey and friend had decided to rummage through my shower gifts to play with. I guess they’re getting impatient waiting for baby Ethan to arrive.

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“Come in, Bear Bib…10-4…over and out.”

“10-4, Diaper Head. Wait…where’s MY walkie-talkie?”

“It doesn’t matter. I couldn’t figure out the batteries.”

If that’s not the face of a hardened criminal, I don’t know what is.

I chastised the two of them and returned Ethan’s clothes and toys to their proper places. But something tells me this might happen again before December. I’d better hide the baby powder.

“Well, that’s really not fair…”

September 1, 2009 in Humor with 0 Comments

Since I’m not working (unless you count scheduling events on Hans’ Gmail calendar and typing up visitor info into a spreadsheet), I can’t help but be reminded of this scene from Seinfeld. I love George…maybe because (on occasion) I can identify with him: