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By Hans on April 28, 2016

So, Courtney wrote a post yesterday, but she DELETED IT (which I was cool with) because she was making fun of me in it. I don’t mind being made fun of.  However, I do mind others making more fun of me than I do of myself. I am sorry for the three of you who were excited to see that she wrote a post, only to find that it had been deleted. I hope this post will be a consolation. It will be an interview with Courtney. I’ll ask the questions, she will provide the answers. You get the entertainment.

Why do you dislike blogging? 

Because it’s stupid.

Why do you keep people from reading what is, in my opinion, your excellent writing? 

I don’t doubt that my writing is good…I just don’t feel like I have anything to say. Go to Jen Hatmaker’s blog or something.

Who is that? Just kidding. Have you ever made a hat? 

Not that I can recall.

How much would I have to pay you to get you to write even one blog post a month? 

$1000 in unmarked bills.

That’s a lot. How about I just buy a bag of marshmallows on a whim like I did this week and we eat them? Close enough? 

Throw some chocolate-covered almonds in there, and we’ll call it even.

Great. I’ll work on that. Now, more serious, which child is your favorite? 

Ethashbram.

Now, for real, why do you dislike blogging? 

Blogging takes a lot of mental energy, and I don’t have much to spare. I’d rather take a nap.

[Please let the record show that you barely ever nap, though.] Ok, onward. What’s one of your favorite memories you think we’ve had as a family of five? 

Ummm…banana boating at Pine Cove Family Camp. Well, Abram and I watching you, Ethan and Asher on the banana boat. Except for the part where I was holding Abram and the boat we were on swerved, and we fell off the seat.

Family Camp has been fun. I think this is year number five for us. After year one, it wasn’t looking good that we’d be back. We had a huge fight immediately after getting on the interstate on the way home. What changed? 

Next question.

What do I do, other than this post, that drives you crazy? 

Nothing. Can we go watch “The West Wing” now?

You do know this counts as a blog post, though, right? I can’t let you get away with no real answers to questions. So . . . last question: what do you love most about being a mom? 

Oh goodness, I don’t know. I love having fun with them. I love kissing them on the top of their heads all day, although I know they won’t let me do it much longer. I love playing games with them (well, except when Asher loses…) and reading to them. I love taking them places. I love rocking Abram until we both fall asleep (usually me first…did I mention I’m tired a lot?). I love that I get to see life through their eyes, like starting all over again. Now you’ve made me all weepy. I hope you’re happy.

I am. We can watch “The West Wing” now. 

 

By Hans on January 1, 2012

Happy New Year! I now believe that Courtney has out-bloggeed me. Tears of sorrow and joy run down my face! Who would’ve thought she’d find as much time to blog as she has. (Well, I guess that is a relative term as we are still pretty infrequent). 2011 brought us, amongst others, Asher Benjamin, born June 30th. As I write this he is playing like crazy in his bouncer while his brother looks on. They’re both a joy.

The holiday season this year was one of those once-every-seven-or-so where Christmas Day and New Year’s Day were both on Sunday, leading to church services both times; but it also leads to some weird holiday rhythms where we have to play musical days off with the schedule. Since it is hard to head out of town when holidays fall on one of the most valuable days of the week for a pastor, I’ve had some time at home to mess with the blog layout. (Courtney, I’m still working on the logo at the top. I know it looks lame to just have “The Googers” written.) It brought me back to a blog post I wrote a year ago with my goals for 2011. What would a blog be without a review of things such as that? Continue Reading…

By Hans on August 14, 2011

I recently mentioned my affinity for flash mobs. Yes, those people who figure out how to choreograph an entire song and teach it to others so that for a few moments there’s one really cool spectacle. I also mentioned how I get a little teary-eyed when I see them–emo, even. You heard right. What I didn’t explain was why.

Continue Reading…

By Hans on April 13, 2011

This is a little old, but I just stumbled upon it (huge thanks to my buddy Todd–who is way smarter than I am). It covers a recently-published Common English Bible.

Common English Bible from Common English Bible on Vimeo.

I’m 98% sure the people in this video are paid actors. It’s just too perfect. And they paint a drab and untrue picture of how Bibles are translated in English.

For those of you who aren’t in the Bible world, or just think there is one translation of the Bible in English (or a few), think again. This list from Wikipedia isn’t even complete and it contains dozens of English translations (on my phone alone I have access to twenty versions in English). Shoot. Even my seminary has its own translation.

Why? Is it really to get the Scriptures into everyone’s hands? I’d like to think yes, but I’m more confident the answer is no. The answer is really this: money (and a little bit of “I want to help Christians study the Bible”). Why? Because there is money in every publishing house having their own translation. That way they don’t have to pay royalties any other publishing house for a translation.

For example: Zondervan Publishers owns the New International Version of the Bible (the most popular). Publishing House A wants to get a hip study Bible going but they don’t have their own translation so they have to base it off the NIV. Publishing House A then pays Zondervan good money to use the NIV. Then someone in a board room goes “Hey, wait a minute! Why don’t we make our own translation so that we don’t have to pay for anyone else’s?!?!?!” Now you have the new, updated, and easier-to-read version from Publishing House A. This makes Publishing House B jealous so they have to make their own.

So what’s the outcome? Zondervan owns the NIV (a staple translation of pew Bibles everywhere), Holman gets the Holman Christian Standard Bible (which has a Baptist flavor), Crossway gets the ESV (more to come on that one), Navpress jumps in with The Message, Tyndale Publishers gets the New Living, and on and on.

To make it even cooler you get some hip pastors to make some comments about your translation and then you’ve got a following. It doesn’t seem like there is a guy under 30 who doesn’t walk around with an ESV (I read from it just about every day)–this blog pokes a little fun at that very thing.

Your pastor probably uses whatever translation he is most familiar with (which means it’s the one he heard growing up). Making a change later in life is hard (who likes to hear “God says” instead of the old faithful “Thus saith”?). At our church we have three main teachers and you’ll either hear the New American Standard, ESV, or NIV. Funny thing is that NASB pastor is about 15 years older than NIV pastor, who is about 15 years older than ESV pastor. In 15 years there will be something else.

And someone else will be rich.

My seminary professor saith this: “The best translation of the Bible is the one you live.”

By Hans on March 20, 2011

So the chair I was sitting in upstairs hit the wall and made a noise (we have some metal pictures on the wall). Ethan quickly realized he, too, could make that noise–but not with a chair.

Ethan Amusing Himself from Hans Googer on Vimeo.

The only thing that stopped him was me picking him up. I think he may have gone for a while. . .